legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

you’re the wild type, sarah

I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I *want*!

- Magnolia (1999)

SURFBOART.

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

Title: Momma's Boy
Artist: Chromeo
Played: 1229 times

gabriellesmusic:

Momma’s Boy || Chromeo [Buy]

Chromeo makes me laugh.


smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

loushirolls:

boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen